Hi Friends,

Even as I launch this today ( my 80th Birthday ), I realize that there is yet so much to say and do. There is just no time to look back, no time to wonder,"Will anyone read these pages?"

With regards,
Hemen Parekh
27 June 2013

Now as I approach my 90th birthday ( 27 June 2023 ) , I invite you to visit my Digital Avatar ( www.hemenparekh.ai ) – and continue chatting with me , even when I am no more here physically

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Sunday, 4 April 2004

PUNCH LINES

Title/Heading: World-Wide-Jobs.Com. (Date: 04-04-04)

  • Where jobs come searching for you
  • Stop searching for jobs
  • Your One-Stop-Shop
  • The Needle-in-the-Haystack
  • JAM – The Genie
  • Your Ultimate Agent
  • Beyond National Boundaries
  • The Barrier-Breaker
  • The playing Level L² field
  • The Software Servant that never sleeps
  • The Ultimate Convenience
  • When corporates come calling
  • The Swayamvar
  • CCPP – All you need to know (Company-City-Position-Pay)
  • Closing the loop
  • Password is passé / User ID is useless!
  • All these years, you have been taken for a ride!
  • Only the fools fill-up forms!
  • The Impeccable ImageBuilder
  • Forget the frustration
  • Without a job, there is neither ROTI, nor KAPADA, nor MAKAN! – and certainly not MARRIAGE!
  • Light at the end of the tunnel
  • SMS – your Sweet Music Sound
  • WWJ – Worth-Wait-Jobs!
  • WWJ – Worth-While-Jobs!
  • No place too far
  • Human Use of Human Beings
  • No matter where you go, the jobs follow you
  • Unemployed? May be. Unemployable? Certainly Not.
  • Be there first
  • Are you ahead of your Competitors?
  • Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink?
  • WWJ – https://www.google.com/search?q=Where-Which-Jobs.com
  • Jobsearch is Jurassic!
  • Digging Mt. Everest with a toothpick
  • What are your options?
  • Do you have a better option?
  • You do have a better option
  • In internet age, the fast overtake the slow
  • We are your friendly neighbourhood cable operator
  • The Aggressive Aggregator
  • Apply Apply No Reply?
  • Carry your convenience with you
  • Now, privacy is public!
  • You owe this to yourself
  • Do not hide your talent

Title/Heading: SLOGANS/HEADINGS/TITLES/PUNCH-LINES etc. that can be used on JAM presentation slides

  • Stop searching jobs = Let jobs come searching for you
  • Needle in the Haystack
  • The Ultimate Convenience
  • The Door Delivery
  • To Hell with History – What is your problem?
  • The Information Overload
  • What is in it for me?
  • For Men on the Move
  • The Teeming Millions
  • Water, water Everywhere Not a drop to drink!

Parody Jobs, Jobs Everywhere Which is one to click?

  • A suitable job for a suitable boy!

 








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