PUNCH LINES

Title/Heading: World-Wide-Jobs.Com. (Date: 04-04-04)

• Where jobs come searching for you
• Stop searching for jobs
• Your One-Stop-Shop
• The Needle-in-the-Haystack
• JAM – The Genie
• Your Ultimate Agent
• Beyond National Boundaries
• The Barrier-Breaker
• The playing Level L² field
• The Software Servant that never sleeps
• The Ultimate Convenience
• When corporates come calling
• The Swayamvar
• CCPP – All you need to know (Company-City-Position-Pay)

• Closing the loop
• Password is passé / User ID is useless!
• All these years, you have been taken for a ride!
• Only the fools fill-up forms!
• The Impeccable ImageBuilder
• Forget the frustration
• Without a job, there is neither ROTI, nor KAPADA, nor MAKAN! – and certainly not MARRIAGE!
• Light at the end of the tunnel
• SMS – your Sweet Music Sound
• WWJ – Worth-Wait-Jobs!
• WWJ – Worth-While-Jobs!
• No place too far
• Human Use of Human Beings
• No matter where you go, the jobs follow you

• Unemployed? May be. Unemployable? Certainly Not.
• Be there first
• Are you ahead of your Competitors?
• Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink?
• WWJ – https://www.google.com/search?q=Where-Which-Jobs.com
• Jobsearch is Jurassic!
• Digging Mt. Everest with a toothpick
• What are your options?
• Do you have a better option?
• You do have a better option
• In internet age, the fast overtake the slow
• We are your friendly neighbourhood cable operator
• The Aggressive Aggregator

• Apply Apply No Reply?
• Carry your convenience with you
• Now, privacy is public!
• You owe this to yourself
• Do not hide your talent

Title/Heading: SLOGANS/HEADINGS/TITLES/PUNCH-LINES etc. that can be used on JAM presentation slides

• Stop searching jobs = Let jobs come searching for you
• Needle in the Haystack
• The Ultimate Convenience
• The Door Delivery
• To Hell with History – What is your problem?
• The Information Overload
• What is in it for me?

• For Men on the Move
• The Teeming Millions
• Water, water Everywhere Not a drop to drink!

Parody Jobs, Jobs Everywhere Which is one to click?

• A suitable job for a suitable boy!